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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

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i have a problem with impulse buys

someone help me please.

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Ahahahahaha!

Most adorable thing ever!
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shawbear:

The demographics of Crash Course.

This is a totally accurate pie chart (except no billionaires). From this video.

I knew it.
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you know what extra sucks?

having to write an autobiography of your school career and being forced to remember how much you hated everyone in elementary and middle school. 

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Cher weighs in on a potential Romney victory this fall.
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sometimes i feel like

every sentence I write out, no matter what context it is in, is some sort of contrived drivel because I don’t have the experience to be saying anything.

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with the way my life is turning out

I just want to marry a gay guy so that I never have to consider actually falling in love.

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if you really want to protect the sanctity of marriage, america,

why don’t you just make divorce illegal?

Oh yeah, because that would violate our civil rights. 

Wait a second… If divorce being illegal… Then isn’t refusing same-sex marriage… Civil rights violation…

Yes. 

Yes it is.

Now grow the fuck up.